Part
Two:
Dear Blackheads, Ks `n Qs, Rodeo Royalty Watchers, BARKers, loyal
subjects, Sweethearts of The Rodeo, whatever you wanna be called,
Ok,
Ok, OKAY! I'm now back in Guelph and despite my best intentions,
sitting down at a computer and keeping a daily journal of events
down south was... well... not really on the cards. But rather than
make excuses, why don't I just pick up where I left off?
So there we were in Bogalusa, Louisiana. At
Studio In The Country. As I recall I signed off on the last
chapter by saying that I needed to go sit on the couch and watch
people set up mics whilst we all waited for tape to roll. Well no
sooner had I pressed "send" and e-mailed the first chapter
of this literary triumph (!) off to you, then things really did
start to get juicy.
Imagine us all (Gary Craig - drums. John Dymond - bass. Richard
Bell -organ/piano. Tom, Colin and myself - voice/guitars) set up
in a sort-of circle with the drums in the middle. Black cables snaking
everywhere, big ol' tube microphones hanging like ripe, silver fruit
from heavy black and chrome stands. Guitars racked side by each
or lying in open cases on the floor. Vintage amplifiers humming
quietly behind sound baffles, their "ON" lights glowing
red, like little antique Fender Cyclops... and that peculiarly lovely
smell of hot tubes. Gary's drums are a pile of wood and chrome in
the centre of the room; they look like some kind of rhythm shrine.
Extra drums, cymbals and hand percussion lie scattered about in
open road cases and canvas bags, waiting for a good idea. In the
corner of this large, airy space, a grand piano covered in packing
blankets sprouts more black cables and chrome boom stands disappear
into the mouth of the open lid. A Hammond B3 with the back removed
cheerfully displays its multicoloured wire guts to all and sundry,
like some kind of weird 50's robotic sideboard. In short, the whole
room looks like a wonderful Goddamn mess, like the basement den
at your Uncle Ray (the inventor)'s house after a sleep over. This
is what studios should look like! There should be instruments everywhere
and enough mics plugged in and hanging that you can turn on a dime
and record anything you feel like.
Everybody has their own little station, a side table littered with
guitar picks, capos, spare strings and styrofoam coffee cups. Handwritten
sheets of lyrics and bits of paper with chords and choruses are
scattered round the legs of my chair. When I get up to fill my coffee
cup or go for a pee, I stumble over effects pedals and spare cables
piled haphazardly around the base of my mic stand. Tom has a shrine
beside him with pictures of his kids and other mojo from Hamilton
(a bear's tooth... I kid you not). Colin has also concocted his
own shrine, largely comprised of bottles of BBQ sauce (swear to
God) and is almost knee-deep in guitar cables and effects pedals.
Colin
prefers those old fashioned "retro" guitar cables, that
are covered with cloth weave, like the power cord from your Grandma's
old space heater. Each cable is a different colour or pattern and
the overall effect is like some kind of vintage snake pit. Candles
are lit, lights are dimmed, and headphones are adjusted. Everybody
wants "a little more me" and "a little less him"
in his mix. Every time someone asks Gene to "turn down the
drums", there is wild cheering. Now we're in headphone land,
where you can whisper the slightest insult into your mic and watch
everybody crack up... or, alternately, ignore you. Tom taunts Richard,
(Ri-i-i-chard...come out to the barn Riii-i-ichard) Colin and Whynot
speak backwards, I mostly
keep my mouth shut, although occasionally I weigh in with a little
Derek and Clive.
After
endless twiddling and fiddling (technical terms), Whynot yells "gneellore!"
("Rolling!") and we have at it. First song is called "Swinging
From The Chains". It's an up-tempo, swaggering, almost Rockabilly
tune that Tom and I wrote months ago at his place in Hamilton. It's
goofy and really fun. We play through it two or three times for
good measure, then peel off the headphones and crowd into the control
room for playback.
Playback
is usually loud and raw as each instrument is adjusted on the fly
to get a rough mix. The idea at these sessions is to get good bed
tracks, a deep groove and the kind of excitement that happens when
good players are just on the cusp of "knowing" a song.
They know the broad strokes of the arrangement (intro, verse, chorus,
bridge, blah, blah, blah), but nobody's really played the song enough
to have memorized a "part" per se. I've made five records,
with Colin producing (this one'll be the sixth), and I know from
past experience that this is where he goes looking for that indescribable
something that means the difference between good and magical. Sometimes
the difference between three takes of a song recorded back to back
is startling... Take one is exciting but a little rough around the
edges, take two is more assured but there are a couple of clams,
take three is smooth and mistake free and has the great guitar solo...
We
choose take one for the excitement and the rough edges and what
I
call "the R. Crumb factor". The vibe is definitely right
on this take and anything we really can't stand will be fixed later.
Everybody piles back into the main room and proceeds to make a lot
of noise tuning and hitting things, taking pictures of the back
of Richard's head, trying to get the delay setting just right on
the Line 6.
People
wander in and out with coffees and cookies, the cell phones ring,
Colin and Whynot talk backwards and even worse - they SING backwards!
Next
song is "Born To Be A Traveler", a tune I wrote with my
pal Andy White last summer. It's a much more moody piece with lots
of delay on my electric guitar and a more atmospheric vibe than
the last song. I'm singing and playing and freaking out a little
at how good it feels to play with this band. As you know, I spend
most of my time working
as a solo musician.... And...Well, I can't really describe to you
how exhilarating it feels to make music with these guys, watching
and listening as they take my tune and fill it out, change it and
reinvent it. I'm inspired and I hope my excitement is obvious to
them; I can't help but giggle maniacally between takes. Again, we
do two or three takes to make sure we've got it then head into the
control room for playback. More laughter, more goofy shit and bad
jokes. This is the umpteenth time we've all been together in the
studio so there are some standard jokes now, a sort of comedic shorthand
that means one only has to repeat the first line or phrase for the
desired effect. It's only been a day, but my cheek muscles are starting
to hurt from grinning. This time around I think we choose take two.
I'll have to redo my vocals later, but the groove is really solid
and I'm relieved to hear that my electric guitar sounds good and
full. I'm a little self-conscious about my electric playing as it's
still somewhat of a new instrument for me and... well, I am sitting
beside Colin Linden! Several months ago, I spent some dough and
bought myself a lovely old `67 black face Fender Deluxe Reverb Amp.
At the time it seemed a little extravagant for a guy who mostly
makes his living playing an acoustic guitar. Now I'm thrilled with
my purchase... the amp sounds fucking awesome coming back through
the speakers in the control room. Grins all round. Thunderbirds
are go!
So
this is how it goes: For the next five days we arrive at the studio
at noon.... oh, except for the day when a bunch of us got up early
and drove the hour and a half into New Orleans for coffee and beignets
at Cafe Du
Monde.
It
was my first time in The Big Easy and I was blown away. It reminded
me of Montreal or Quebec City in a way. You know the kind of vibe
you get when N. American culture comes face to face with European/French
culture? Well the French Quarter is similar; in that it is so unlike
the rest of Amerika... it has an excitement and a spookiness to
it that is immediately apparent. Oh, and the beignet were fantastic
too, they more than made up for the lack of Hortons.
As we drove into New Orleans that morning, we listened again to
the
sampler CD from Uncut
Magazine. "The Devil's Music" is a selection of
blues, soul and R&B classics compiled by His Satanic Majesty
- Keef
Richards. Not surprisingly, most of the music on the disc was made
by artists who were from the area that we were driving through:
Mississippi, Louisiana and Tennessee. Artists like Jackie Brenston
- Rocket 88, Clifton Chenier - Ay-Te Te Fee, Howlin' Wolf - Moanin'
At Midnight and Hank Williams - You Win Again. It was extremely
cool to drive down to New Orleans on a beautifully warm day listening
to Aaron Neville - Tell It Like It
Is, knowing that back in Guelph the snow was falling and I'm not
even going to think about what was happening in Winnipeg! Yessiree,
I will most definitely be returning to New Orleans for a longer
visit ASAP.
When we got back to the studio early in the afternoon, we had another
surprise. One of the other artists on that Uncut compilation CD
was Clarence `Gatemouth' Brown doing the Okie Dokie Stomp. Well,
it turns out that he lives in Slidell, just up the road from Bogalusa
and has done a lot of recording at the studio too. Anyway, to cut
a long story short, later that afternoon Clarence `Gatemouth' Brown
pulls into the studio parking lot in a huge, jet-black Cadillac
with a bucket of ribs and BBQ sauce from his own little rib joint
in Slidell for all of us hungry Canuckistanians. Yet another star
studded and nutritious moment!
So, as I was saying, the routine goes like this: Arrive at the studio
by noon(ish), drink coffee / laugh / talk / record / listen / record
/ listen / eat BBQ (God did we eat a lot of ribs and chicken!) /
record / laugh / record / listen and sleep. Five days of LOUD! Lord
Of The Flies for middle aged men. The time flew by and the only
thing I could tear myself away for, was phone calls back home to
try to convey how much fun we were having... I didn't lay it on
too thick about the weather, because people who are in the grip
of a Siberian cold front do not want to hear words like "balmy'
or T- shirt. Sometimes I'd just walk out the front door of the studio
for a 20-minute sanity break, go for a stroll through the woods
surrounding the studio. On one of these jaunts, I found the old
reverb chamber out back (a square concrete building/box with 20
foot ceilings designed solely for generating reverb - y'know, the
same effect as when you clap your hands in an underground parking
lot - "smack- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"!) Well, they don't use
these things so much since the invention of black boxes with digital
doodads. The building had fallen into disrepair... roof collapsed...
sparrows nesting in a corner... even without the roof it had a very
cool echo-sound, but what was REEEEEALLY cool was the pile of rotting
road cases in the corner... big road cases, like the kind you'd
put a huge mixing
console in... I had to look... inside massive, ancient Tannoy speakers...
and on the outside, labels saying "Jimmy Swaggart Ministries"...
I looked again, prying open mildewed lids covered in slime... no
bodies to be found... slightly disappointed, I went back to the
studio for more ribs.
Anyway
time flew by and before I knew it, we were half way through the
sessions, and I was turning 40. That's right, I'm a Capricorn and
on January 12th my little internal clock clicked over into a new
decade. It occurred to me as I sat there with my headphones on,
wailing away like a shaved cat, that there really is no finer way
to cross that little meridian. What did you do on your 40th birthday?
I made a fucking record with Blackie and The Rodeo Kings in Bogalusa
Louisiana!
All
in all, over those 5 days, we recorded 19 tunes! Two of them are
destined for tribute albums that will be released sometime later
this year (Summer Side Of Life - for the Gordon Lightfoot Tribute
and Folsom Prison Blues - for the Johnny Cash Tribute. Keep an eye
on Northern Blues and Borealis Records web sites for details). Of
the other 17 tracks, well, you'll just have to wait and see what
shows up where, I know that they won't all be appearing on this
record, but I don't know which ones will be making the cut. They
all felt really good going down onto tape, that's all I know. We'll
make the really hard decisions later. Oh and for those of you who
are interested in these things, most of the songs we recorded are
originals, new tunes written by Tom, Colin and myself - solo and
as co-writes). So
January 8th found us putting all the toys away and heading out in
our rental cars. Much manly hugging and backslapping, laughter and
shouted goodbyes. Profuse thanks to Gene and Debra and Pete for
their help and hospitality (really nice folks). Richard, John, Gary
and Whynot all flew home from New Orleans, whilst Colin, Tom, Charlie
and I headed back to Smashville for the next round of recording.
I must say that I was a little choked to be leaving Louisiana...
it was sooo warm and Southern. The Spanish moss hanging like dirty
lace from gnarled old trees, odd looking birds I've never seen before,
strangers by the side of the road who wave at you as you drive by,
an abandoned house covered and almost swallowed by Kudzu vines.
Bogalusa was sort of lazy and strange and very, very evocative.
I love the South.
OK,
this seems like a good place to take a break, look back over this
ridiculously long stream of blather, turn the spell check on and
send it off to the web site. Stay tuned for part III When Blackie
rolls into Nashville - including a special paragraph on Stephen's
first NHL experience. ALL TOGETHER NOW!! Ohhhhhh Canuhduhhhhh...
=SF= |